A 36-year-old Michigan woman, Anita Sullivan
Jones, has set a new world record by giving
birth to her 14th child from her 14th husband.
The woman at the hospital
Infamous Tribune reports that Ms Jones has
been listed in the Guinness Book of World
Records after giving birth at the Harper
University Hospital on Tuesday, February 16.
She is sad to be the first woman in the world to
have children by more than thirteen different
men.
“I’m extremely proud to have broken a World
Record,” Ms. Jones told reporters. “My mother
always told me that I was lazy and worthless,
and that I would never accomplish anything in
my life. Now, I’ve shown everyone that she
was wrong, and that I can even be the best in
the world when I put my mind to something. In
fact, I’ve just accomplished something that no
one had done before!”
Anita Jones says she’s been unlucky with
relationships in the past, but she believes that
this time she may have found the man of her
life.
“I’m good at having babies, but I’m really awful
when it comes to picking the fathers of my
children. This time, however, I think I’ve
learned from my past mistakes. Ramón isn’t
like all the jerks I’ve dated before. We’ve been
together for almost a year and a half, and I
really believe it could work between us.”
Jones’ thirteen other children looked really
happy to meet their new sibling at the hospital.
They were also said to be filled with joy for
their mother, who against all odds had broken
a Guinness World Record, and posed happily
for the 2017 edition of the book.
The other 13 children at the hospital
After their meeting with Ms. Jones, the
representatives of Guinness opened a second
investigation concerning the record for the
number of child support pensions received by
one person. The Detroit native is already the
beneficiary of pensions paid by 11 different
men, and is involved in two other custody
cases, which should proceed before the family
court over the next two months.
The investigation should be over by the month
of March 2016, and Guinness will then be able
to tell if Ms. Jones holds a second World
Record or not.
Errr, can they tie the tube of the woman
already? What the heck??!
Jones, has set a new world record by giving
birth to her 14th child from her 14th husband.
The woman at the hospital
Infamous Tribune reports that Ms Jones has
been listed in the Guinness Book of World
Records after giving birth at the Harper
University Hospital on Tuesday, February 16.
She is sad to be the first woman in the world to
have children by more than thirteen different
men.
“I’m extremely proud to have broken a World
Record,” Ms. Jones told reporters. “My mother
always told me that I was lazy and worthless,
and that I would never accomplish anything in
my life. Now, I’ve shown everyone that she
was wrong, and that I can even be the best in
the world when I put my mind to something. In
fact, I’ve just accomplished something that no
one had done before!”
Anita Jones says she’s been unlucky with
relationships in the past, but she believes that
this time she may have found the man of her
life.
“I’m good at having babies, but I’m really awful
when it comes to picking the fathers of my
children. This time, however, I think I’ve
learned from my past mistakes. Ramón isn’t
like all the jerks I’ve dated before. We’ve been
together for almost a year and a half, and I
really believe it could work between us.”
Jones’ thirteen other children looked really
happy to meet their new sibling at the hospital.
They were also said to be filled with joy for
their mother, who against all odds had broken
a Guinness World Record, and posed happily
for the 2017 edition of the book.
The other 13 children at the hospital
After their meeting with Ms. Jones, the
representatives of Guinness opened a second
investigation concerning the record for the
number of child support pensions received by
one person. The Detroit native is already the
beneficiary of pensions paid by 11 different
men, and is involved in two other custody
cases, which should proceed before the family
court over the next two months.
The investigation should be over by the month
of March 2016, and Guinness will then be able
to tell if Ms. Jones holds a second World
Record or not.
Errr, can they tie the tube of the woman
already? What the heck??!
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