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Man, 33, abandons wife after scan revealed triplets

Man, 33, abandons wife after scan revealed triplets If children are a gift from God, then the case of Yemi Oyeniyi, a 33-year-old mechanic seems to be different as he abandons his wife, Esther, after a scan result showed that she was carrying set of triplets. Prior to Yemi's disappearance, it was revealed that the couple had been blessed with two children before the delivery of the triplets, who were all female, on October 29. The mother of the triplets, Mrs Oyeniyi while on her hospital bed at the State Hospital, Ijaye, Abeokuta revealed that her husband left their matrimonial home on June 3, when he was informed about the scan result. She said her husband's mobile line had since been switched off, while his whereabouts remained unknown and this forced her to relocate to the Cherubim and Seraphim Church at Oke-Yidi area of Abeokuta. She also said that her husband's family member, who resides in Iganna town of Oyo State, had failed to...

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Akpos the house help, entered Madam's room without knocking. MADAM : Akpos, this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up? AKPOS: That can never happen, madam. MADAM: How can you be so sure? AKPOS: I always peep first and if you are naked, I'll just wait and watch until you have dressed up before I enter. Akpos is currently in the emergency room of a general hospital. Read more: http://www.theinfostrides.com/index.php?topic=171333.0#ixzz2jUBIcRtQ

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AKPOS: I'm in big trouble! JOHNNY: Why is that? AKPOS: I saw a mouse in my house! JOHNNY: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap . AKPOS: I don't have one. JOHNNY: Well then, buy one. AKPOS: Can't afford one. JOHNNY: I can give you mine if you want. AKPOS: That sounds good. JOHNNY: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap. AKPOS: I don't have any cheese. JOHNNY: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap. AKPOS: I don't have oil. JOHNNY: Well, then put only a small piece of bread. AKPOS: I don't have bread. JOHNNY: Then what is the mouse doing in your house!? Source: Akpos and the Mouse. Read more: http://www.theinfostrides.com/index.php?topic=174344.0#ixzz2jUAeTcau

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Akpos went to d cinemas and bought a ticket five times the cashier asked him. "Please sir why are you buying the same ticket for the fifth time." Akpos answered "Is it not that idiot at the gate that keeps tearing it!" Read more: http://www.theinfostrides.com/index.php?topic=175179.0#ixzz2jUA1qk4d

Yoruba names for some animals & birds

This contribution answers the many questions that have always appeared as search terms on this blog for a long time. Unfortunately, I’m not equipped to answer those questions about the names of birds, animals, rodents … Such questions started appearing since the posting of What’s in a name? – A look at Yoruba’s views of some birds’ names by Deleola Daramola in June 2013. The article, a very popular one, had a mere 431 total views during the seven months of that year but would subsequently attract 1,640 views (2014); 2,868 views (2015); 2,822 views (2016) and in 2017 to date, there have been 1,872 views – a grand total of 9,633 views. There have been questions about “Yoruba name for igun”; “… hoopo bird called in Yoruba”; “… aluko and agbe birds in Yoruba culture”; “the English name of eye akalamagbo”; “What is the English of eye kowe”, and many others. At the end of the list, there are a couple of references, and more can be found through Google. PLEASE NOTE: Spellings often dif...