A Contest Snippet

Give me a couch
And let me be your coach
Consider my expressions as a titbit.
He pretends to love you because
You are a nymphet
And he sees you as a numbile
His love for you is not logical
Loving me seems to be more viable
Because my voice isn't gruff like his
He was speechless
When he heard of your music passion
He knows that my bagpipes
Produce the best tune
He tried mimicking my castanets tune.
But he's a complete ignoramus

For our wedding party,
I promise of a buffet party
With real banquet
With him,you are a cadaver
But with me,a baobab
Because he's a pleb
I'm not getting him slurred
You knew he's a sluggard
He is also a cad
He said he owns a maisonette
But he's an askari in my ally's chalet
He said that
Because he knows i own an estate.
I have a damn dossier
On the dotty dosser
You always give me ecstasy
Tell him to stop living in the world of fantasy
I'm not putting him on fire
But to tell you that
You are welcome in my punt
Your place is in my punt
For proper pleasure
And in my hovercraft
For full fun-filled enjoyment

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